By Nova Clawtooth -
Wichita, KS – Local Wichita High School class of 2010 celebrity Ben Hatten, famous for his innovative water delivery system utilized during school sporting events wherein water was placed in bottles and run onto the field instead of athletes running off, has announced that he will be making a trip directly to the Sun following graduation.
When told of his intention to go to the Sun one classmate Kelly Richards said, “Ben wasn’t voted ‘most likely to do something stupid after graduation’ for nothing. This isn’t really that big a surprise.”
Ben, an underachieving student that ranked in the exact middle of his class, had these words of calm for his supporters, “I would just like to ask everyone not to worry. In carrying out my plans for this heroic and historic event many hours of planning have been done. I will not be in any immediate danger. My trip to the sun will occur at night while the Sun is off. Thank you all for your continued support!”
