Archive for July, 2009

July 31st, 2009 - 7:15 am § in Archives, Entertainment

Paula Abdul Signs Deal to Return to American Idol

By Kingsley Dunwick – Hollywood, CA – After months of speculation and back and forth in the media, Paula Abdul has finally reached an agreement with American Idol for her season 9 return. With the ninth season approaching, there have been many rumors as to whether or not Paula would return [...]

July 31st, 2009 - 7:10 am § in 5 Week in Pix/Friday, Archives

Week in Pictures – 7/27/09

  By Nova Clawtooth -  One, or Two – Belgium begins mass eye examinations after a study revealed that the majority of Belgians are dating ugly people. Image by: Reuters/Mario Anzuoni Spaced Out – A moon man was arrested Tuesday after attempting to assault a U.S. Senator during a pr[...]

July 30th, 2009 - 7:52 am § in 4 Movie Trailer/Thursday, Archives

Movie Trailer Review – Aliens in the Attic

    By Austiano Riviera - Get these mutha f##$@# aliens out of the mutha f3!#$ attic!   Pop quiz! I’m going to list three potentially related “things.” Guess which one doesn’t belong:   -The grandma from Everybody Loves Raymond -The surviving demon from the movie Ghoulies II -Eye of the [...]

July 30th, 2009 - 6:57 am § in Archives, Entertainment

Kim Rejects Bush

By Lola S. Daquiri Calabasas, CA – The couple, who is oft spotted arm and arm on red carpets up and down the coast have called it quits. After two years of serious dating, sources have confirmed that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have ended their very public relationship. It’s no secret that b[...]

July 29th, 2009 - 5:16 am § in 3 Question/Wednesday, Archives

Question for The Streets: What are your thoughts regarding Michael Vick’s reinstatement into the NFL?

  By Kingsley Dunwick - Atlanta, GA - Earlier this week, Michael Vick was reinstated into the NFL, and may be able to play this season if a team is willing to pick him up. What are your thoughts?   Scooby: Ruh roh, rot Richael Rick!   Brian Griffin: I think the man has paid his debt to society, [...]

July 28th, 2009 - 8:17 pm § in Archives, Entertainment

Michael J. Fox Presses Charges Against McDonald’s Customer Over Milkshake

  By James Goblet - Los Angeles, CA - Actor Michael J. Fox may have starred in some of the highest grossing comedy films in the 1980’s and 90’s but when he stopped in a McDonald’s late last Saturday night for a Big Mac he wasn’t laughing. Fox was waiting in line when a ma[...]

July 28th, 2009 - 7:30 am § in Archives, Local

Spoiled Kid Gets 98 Inch Flat Screen TV Installed in Bedroom Ceiling

    By Kingsley Dunwick - Summit, NJ – Every kid dreams of laying in bed all day on Saturday while playing video games, but most can’t even begin to imagine doing it on a 98 inch flat screen that’s built into their bedroom ceiling. One spoiled kid was fortunate enough to get this[...]

July 28th, 2009 - 7:03 am § in 2 Real Talk/Tuesday, Archives

Real Talk: Victory for America

  By Walden Brooks - The United States, arguably the world’s last super-power, is engaged across the world in a number of fronts. There is Afghanistan, Iraq, North Korea and Pakistan. In Afghanistan, where U.S. forces have stepped up their war as Washington touts a new strategy to root out terro[...]

July 27th, 2009 - 2:57 pm § in Archives, World

Iranian President Shakes Up the Mid-East

By Nova Clawtooth - Desert, Iran – Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that he will be signing the much talked about agreement with all of Iran’s neighboring countries later this week. The agreement allows for Iran to move forward with plans to replace the desert with indoor/o[...]

July 27th, 2009 - 10:55 am § in 1 Horrorscopes/Monday, Archives

Horrorscopes – July 27–August 2

By Nova Clawtooth Aries – There’s plenty of everything you don’t need this week.  People are quick to insult you, and your incompetency at most things you attempt becomes painfully obvious.  Spoil your only friend, buy yourself something nice.  Virgo – Getting out of bed is not suggested[...]