Archive for August, 2009

August 26th, 2009 - 7:08 am § in Archives, Technology/Science

Mission to the Sun announced at High School Graduation

By Nova Clawtooth - Wichita, KS – Local Wichita High School class of 2010 celebrity Ben Hatten, famous for his innovative water delivery system utilized during school sporting events wherein water was placed in bottles and run onto the field instead of athletes running off, has announced that[...]

August 26th, 2009 - 5:21 am § in 3 Question/Wednesday, Archives

Question for the Streets: What Do You Think About African Runner, Caster Semenya’s Gender Debate?

By Kingsley Dunwick – New York, NY – Over the last week there has been a huge controversy in the sports world regarding Caster Semenya’s gender. ‘She’ won a gold medal in last week’s 800 meter world championship. The 18 year old, has a very muscular build and deep voice, which drew conc[...]

August 25th, 2009 - 7:43 am § in 2 Real Talk/Tuesday, Archives

Real Talk: The Good (Work) Wife’s Guide

  By Walden Brooks - What is a work wife? In layman’s terms it’s a member of the opposite sex with whom one shares a platonic relationship that in many ways mirrors a real marriage. There are the inside jokes, the shared interest of the others family and the general distain for work. Often tim[...]

August 24th, 2009 - 6:45 am § in Archives, World

CDC Set to Urge Circumcision For All Baby Boys?

  By Nova Clawtooth - Washington, DC – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced today that it would submit legislative proposition (Prop 4) that would require circumcision for all male babies born on and after January 1, 2010. The CDC released the following statement: “T[...]

August 24th, 2009 - 5:51 am § in 1 Horrorscopes/Monday, Archives

Horrorscopes – August 24-August 30

  By Nova Clawtooth - Aries – Life is a stick…and you’re the piñata. Virgo – Big wheel keeps on turning…your crotch keeps on burning. Refill your meds. Taurus – Finances and love are in overwhelming abundance this week…for your friends. You realize you ARE the ugly one of the group [...]

August 20th, 2009 - 7:57 am § in Archives, World

The ‘Putpocketing’ Phenomenon is Spreading

By Kingsley Dunwick - Atlantic City, NJ – The recent ‘putpocket’ phenomenon in London has seemingly sparked various copy-cat initiatives across the globe. TalkTalk, a British broadband provider started their viral marketing campaign innocently enough. Their plan was to send reformed pickpocke[...]

August 20th, 2009 - 6:53 am § in Archives, Technology/Science

Study: Most Unattractive Male Name – Keith

  By Kingsley Dunwick – Wilmington, NC – An effort to determine which names women find most attractive for men has uncovered some very interesting findings. The University of North Carolina at Wilmington just released the results of their ten year study. Many organizations were following this s[...]

August 19th, 2009 - 3:50 pm § in 3 Question/Wednesday, Archives

Question for the Streets: What do you think about Brett Favre’s return to the NFL?

    By Kingsley Dunwick – Minneapolis, MN – Brett Favre came out of retirement once again. Yesterday he announced that he will play for the Vikings in the 2010 season. How do you feel about this?  Some dude wearing a cheese head: Green Bay hates you Brett. Oh, and purple isn’t a good color [...]

August 18th, 2009 - 7:23 am § in 2 Real Talk/Tuesday, Archives

Real Talk: Proposition… Great

  By Walden Brooks - Last fall voters in California passed Proposition 8 that banned same-sex marriages and afterward a firestorm of efforts to repeal the new legislation was launched by numerous groups including GLAAD, the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation. Fiercely (and I mean FIERCE!) [...]

August 17th, 2009 - 6:10 am § in Archives, Local

Follow-up: Local Taco Stand and Hot Dog Cart to Collaborate on New “Taco Dog”

  By Kingsley Dunwick – EL Paso, TX – Last month The Trumor had exclusive coverage of the introduction of the now famous Taco Dog. The original coverage can be found here. The Trumor decided to follow-up to see how this controversy ended. As you recall, two local small business owners were loo[...]