Archive for the ‘Local’ Category

August 17th, 2009 - 6:10 am § in Archives, Local

Follow-up: Local Taco Stand and Hot Dog Cart to Collaborate on New “Taco Dog”

  By Kingsley Dunwick – EL Paso, TX – Last month The Trumor had exclusive coverage of the introduction of the now famous Taco Dog. The original coverage can be found here. The Trumor decided to follow-up to see how this controversy ended. As you recall, two local small business owners were[...]

July 28th, 2009 - 7:30 am § in Archives, Local

Spoiled Kid Gets 98 Inch Flat Screen TV Installed in Bedroom Ceiling

    By Kingsley Dunwick - Summit, NJ – Every kid dreams of laying in bed all day on Saturday while playing video games, but most can’t even begin to imagine doing it on a 98 inch flat screen that’s built into their bedroom ceiling. One spoiled kid was fortunate enough to get this[...]

July 25th, 2009 - 11:56 am § in Archives, Local

Forum Troll Receives Pulitzer Prize for Criticism

  By Austiano Riviera – (Santa Monica, CA) –  Keith Cram was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism early Friday morning for his series of posts known as “trolling” which he posted on hundreds of internet forums over the last decade. Cram, a San Francisco native, has been scanni[...]

July 24th, 2009 - 1:47 pm § in Archives, Local

Man Discovers Truth Behind Epic Legend

By Nova Clawtooth - Four Springs, MD – Perhaps more sought after than even The Holy Grail, for years children of all ages have pondered the mystery of the woodchuck. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well it looks like all of those questions have now been ans[...]

July 24th, 2009 - 1:03 pm § in Archives, Local

‘Potter’ Fan arrested for Witchcraft, Misses Premiere

By Austiano Riviera - Eastham, MA -  A 44 year-old Massachusetts man was arrested for crimes against humanity late Tuesday evening while he was waiting in line to see the new Harry Potter Movie, The Half-Blood Prince. Phudge Proctor, of Suffolk, was apprehended outside an Essex, Massachusetts movi[...]

July 24th, 2009 - 8:02 am § in Archives, Local

NYC Man Irate Over Adding Five Blocks To Commute

By Kingsley Dunwick – New York, NY – I guess some things are just a matter of perspective. Five blocks doesn’t seem like a lot, especially for someone like me, who commutes over an hour to and from work each day. Five blocks in any direction, wouldn’t make a difference to me at all. But for[...]

July 23rd, 2009 - 3:59 pm § in Archives, Local

Local Taco Stand and Hot Dog Cart to Collaborate on New “Taco Dog”

By Kingsley Dunwick - EL Paso, Tx – Looking for a way to differentiate themselves from the numerous competing eateries in the city, local entrepreneurs have decided to explore creative culinary options. Pablo Vasquez, the owner of Pablo’s Tacos, a taco stand on the corner of 94th and 9th, and H[...]

July 23rd, 2009 - 3:56 pm § in Archives, Local

Strip Bar Employee Dies In Tragic Slip and Fall

By Nova Clawtooth - Middletown, NY – Peter Munchin, a Post-Orgasmic Sanitation Engineer, or a “Mop Man” as it is most popularly known, at The Lazy Crazy Crotch Adult Entertainment Complex and Snack Bar died yesterday in a perplexing slip-and-fall accident. According to reports trouble began [...]

July 23rd, 2009 - 3:53 pm § in Archives, Local

It’s Like Learning to Ride a Bike…

  By Kingsley Dunwick - Durham, NC – After weeks of scraped knees, and bruised elbows while learning to ride a bike, a young neighborhood boy, known to most neighbors as “Lil’ Jimmy” has given up the pursuit of mobility in exchange for a pain free sofa cushion. Jimmy has decided that pl[...]

July 22nd, 2009 - 4:03 pm § in Archives, Local

Road kill Removal Tech, is Now Road kill

  By Kingsley Dunwick - Andover, NJ – sometime between 5:00 am and 6:30 am this morning, Jake Carter, 46, the local man that is tasked with clearing road kill from the side of the road was killed in a tragic hit-and-run accident. Jake was routinely clearing a decaying deer from the shoulder on Ri[...]