Archive for the ‘Sports’ Category

August 14th, 2009 - 7:36 pm § in Archives, Sports

‘Eagles’ Break-up over Michael Vick Dispute

  By Kingsley Dunwick – Philadelphia, PA – Trouble seems to be following Michael Vick these days. Since his release from prison earlier this year, he has desperately been searching for a new team. Reports came out yesterday, that he finally found this new home – The Eagles. Controversy ar[...]

August 13th, 2009 - 7:02 am § in Archives, Sports

Cat to Run Marathon

  By Kingsley Dunwick – Andover, NJ – Fondue, a seemingly normal house cat, is working to achieve something astonishing. He hopes to be the first ever cat to run in and complete the New York City Marathon. It started a few weeks ago when Fondue was home alone and decided to do something constru[...]

August 6th, 2009 - 6:24 am § in Archives, Sports

Study Reveals Ladies Tee is More Than Just ‘Closer’

    By Austiano Riviera - Chicago, Il – The results of a study released early Wednesday morning revealed striking differences between the men and ladies tee off points at hundreds of the nation’s top golf courses. The researchers found that many ladies tee boxes are scientifically modified[...]

August 5th, 2009 - 6:15 am § in Archives, Sports

Tiger Flees Magic Act Ends Up On Streets Of Las Vegas

By Nova Clawtooth - Las Vegas, NV – Sin City police, in an exclusive interview with The Trumor, verified that it was indeed the famous Norwegian magic act of The Magnificent Claude and Athena that have been charged with one count of felony kidnapping and 3 counts of interfering with a police inve[...]

July 25th, 2009 - 2:42 pm § in Archives, Sports

Poor Blocking Blamed For Steve McNair’s Death

  By Kingsley Dunwick - Bugscuffle, TN – After his untimely death, several members of the Tennessee Titans offensive line have been suspended indefinitely for failing to provide proper blocking for Steve McNair on July 4th. Authorities have released an autopsy that clearly illustrates that with [...]

July 22nd, 2009 - 1:45 pm § in Archives, Sports

Spain Finds Use For Bulls After Festival Ends

By Nova Clawtooth  - Pamplona, Spain – Spanish legislators ruled in favor of foregoing the destruction of bulls which have gotten too old to be involved in the ages old tradition of The Running Of The Bulls. Officials have decided that the bulls can be best used to perform public colonoscopy’s[...]

July 21st, 2009 - 4:10 pm § in Archives, Sports

Michael Vick Petitioning the Creation of New NFL Team

By Kinglsey Dunwick - Atlanta, Ga – Unable to find a new team after being dropped by the Falcons, Michael Vick is attempting to create a team of his own. This expansion team seems to be the only way he will ever be able to play in the NFL again. Many fans are rightfully concerned and appalled [..[...]

July 15th, 2009 - 4:12 pm § in Archives, Sports

Tiger Woods Secret Uncovered!

  By Nova Clawtooth - Chicago, IL – Tiger woods, the greatest thing to happen to golf since grass, the golf phenomenon, has brought darkness to the golf world ever since his emergence as one of the game’s all time greats. Proving that African-Americans can do things other than simply Basketball[...]

July 14th, 2009 - 4:06 pm § in Archives, Sports

Mets Choose Albino Baboon as New Mascot

By Nova Clawtooth - New York, NY – Mets General Manager, known most popularly by the moniker “Pops”, has been quoted as saying, “Who don’t like a white monkey?!” A press conference had not been held at press time. [...]