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August 7th, 2009 - 6:42 am § in 4 Movie Trailer/Thursday, Archives

Movie Trailer Review – Where the Wild Things Are

    By Austiano Riviera - As a trailer critic, I’m used to getting crapped on by “film” critics – you know, those annoying guys who, instead of enjoying a movie, scribble silly notes on yellow pads and yawn a lot. They tend to shift a lot in their seats, and chomp popcorn loudly (I thi[...]

July 30th, 2009 - 7:52 am § in 4 Movie Trailer/Thursday, Archives

Movie Trailer Review – Aliens in the Attic

    By Austiano Riviera - Get these mutha f##$@# aliens out of the mutha f3!#$ attic!   Pop quiz! I’m going to list three potentially related “things.” Guess which one doesn’t belong:   -The grandma from Everybody Loves Raymond -The surviving demon from the movie Ghoulies II -Eye of the [...]

July 25th, 2009 - 11:49 am § in 4 Movie Trailer/Thursday

Movie Trailer Review – The Orphan

By Austiano Riviera - Esther likes to paint. Esther doesn’t like parties. Esther doesn’t get along with the other children.   There’s something wrong with Esther.   Warner Bros new trailer, “The Orphan”, has been anything but an Orphan since its debut. The trailer has been popping up al[...]