Archive for the ‘World’ Category

August 24th, 2009 - 6:45 am § in Archives, World

CDC Set to Urge Circumcision For All Baby Boys?

  By Nova Clawtooth - Washington, DC – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced today that it would submit legislative proposition (Prop 4) that would require circumcision for all male babies born on and after January 1, 2010. The CDC released the following statement: [...]

August 20th, 2009 - 7:57 am § in Archives, World

The ‘Putpocketing’ Phenomenon is Spreading

By Kingsley Dunwick - Atlantic City, NJ – The recent ‘putpocket’ phenomenon in London has seemingly sparked various copy-cat initiatives across the globe. TalkTalk, a British broadband provider started their viral marketing campaign innocently enough. Their plan was to send reformed pickpocke[...]

August 12th, 2009 - 7:58 am § in Archives, World

L’Oreal Commissioned to Restore Mona Lisa

  By Lola S. Daquiri - Paris, FR – In a most unique partnership, the Louvre Museum in Paris has announced that L’Oreal USA will play a key role in the upcoming restorations of the Mona Lisa. Leonardo DaVinci’s famous portrait was named as one of the Louvre’s top 3 restoration projects, alo[...]

August 6th, 2009 - 6:50 am § in Archives, World

Tata to Buy Hummer

  By Kingsley Dunwick - Mumbai, India – Anonymous sources within General Motors reached out to The Trumor this morning to alert us to a pending sale between GM and Tata Motors. GM has been looking for a Hummer buyer since the economic downturn made a significant impact to their profitability[...]

August 5th, 2009 - 6:18 am § in Archives, World

Biblical Scholar Shocks Automotive World

By Jovanovich Holt - Detroit, MI – Internet-famous biblical scholar Holly Rollah made a radical proclamation today in the heartland of America’s motoring world that drove automotive stocks higher in late day trading. “Based upon my extensive in-depth studies of such historical wor[...]

August 4th, 2009 - 6:40 am § in Archives, World

Cash For Clunkers Gets Extension

  By Nova Clawtooth - Washington, DC – The wild success of the Cash for Clunkers program, feared to have been out of funding late last week, has been rejuvenated and restored to its full glory this week when the Senate and the House agreed to infuse the program with an extra $2 billion (yes, [...]

July 27th, 2009 - 2:57 pm § in Archives, World

Iranian President Shakes Up the Mid-East

By Nova Clawtooth - Desert, Iran – Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that he will be signing the much talked about agreement with all of Iran’s neighboring countries later this week. The agreement allows for Iran to move forward with plans to replace the desert with indoor/o[...]

July 26th, 2009 - 10:22 am § in Archives, World

Check Writing Making a Rebound

    By Nova Clawtooth - Columbus , OH – Spalding and The Bank Of America announced this week that they will be teaming up in a joint venture to issue the world’s first rubber checks. The checks, made entirely out of basketball rubber, will be issued by invitation only to those customers of[...]

July 24th, 2009 - 2:45 pm § in Archives, World

Sarah Palin Resignation Reason Revealed

By Nova Clawtooth - Mooseland, Alaska – Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin revealed last week that she would be resigning from her post for personal pursuits. A secret list of those personal pursuits, intercepted by Secret Service proctors as Governor Palin attempted to pass the note across the aisle d[...]

July 24th, 2009 - 1:30 pm § in Archives, World

Associated Press Unveils New Watermark in War Against Copyright Infringement

By Austiano Riviera - New York, NY – The Associated Press (AP) landed a crushing blow in the battle against Copyright Infringement early Friday morning when they unveiled a high-tech new watermarking system intended to protect their digital images from unauthorized reproduction. The watermark[...]