By Nova Clawtooth - Washington, DC – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) announced today that it would submit legislative proposition (Prop 4) that would require circumcision for all male babies born on and after January 1, 2010. The CDC released the following statement: [...]
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The ‘Putpocketing’ Phenomenon is Spreading
By Kingsley Dunwick - Atlantic City, NJ – The recent ‘putpocket’ phenomenon in London has seemingly sparked various copy-cat initiatives across the globe. TalkTalk, a British broadband provider started their viral marketing campaign innocently enough. Their plan was to send reformed pickpocke[...]
L’Oreal Commissioned to Restore Mona Lisa
By Lola S. Daquiri - Paris, FR – In a most unique partnership, the Louvre Museum in Paris has announced that L’Oreal USA will play a key role in the upcoming restorations of the Mona Lisa. Leonardo DaVinci’s famous portrait was named as one of the Louvre’s top 3 restoration projects, alo[...]
Tata to Buy Hummer
By Kingsley Dunwick - Mumbai, India – Anonymous sources within General Motors reached out to The Trumor this morning to alert us to a pending sale between GM and Tata Motors. GM has been looking for a Hummer buyer since the economic downturn made a significant impact to their profitability[...]
Biblical Scholar Shocks Automotive World
By Jovanovich Holt - Detroit, MI – Internet-famous biblical scholar Holly Rollah made a radical proclamation today in the heartland of America’s motoring world that drove automotive stocks higher in late day trading. “Based upon my extensive in-depth studies of such historical wor[...]
Cash For Clunkers Gets Extension
By Nova Clawtooth - Washington, DC – The wild success of the Cash for Clunkers program, feared to have been out of funding late last week, has been rejuvenated and restored to its full glory this week when the Senate and the House agreed to infuse the program with an extra $2 billion (yes, [...]
Iranian President Shakes Up the Mid-East
By Nova Clawtooth - Desert, Iran – Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that he will be signing the much talked about agreement with all of Iran’s neighboring countries later this week. The agreement allows for Iran to move forward with plans to replace the desert with indoor/o[...]
Check Writing Making a Rebound
By Nova Clawtooth - Columbus , OH – Spalding and The Bank Of America announced this week that they will be teaming up in a joint venture to issue the world’s first rubber checks. The checks, made entirely out of basketball rubber, will be issued by invitation only to those customers of[...]
Sarah Palin Resignation Reason Revealed
By Nova Clawtooth - Mooseland, Alaska – Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin revealed last week that she would be resigning from her post for personal pursuits. A secret list of those personal pursuits, intercepted by Secret Service proctors as Governor Palin attempted to pass the note across the aisle d[...]
Associated Press Unveils New Watermark in War Against Copyright Infringement
By Austiano Riviera - New York, NY – The Associated Press (AP) landed a crushing blow in the battle against Copyright Infringement early Friday morning when they unveiled a high-tech new watermarking system intended to protect their digital images from unauthorized reproduction. The watermark[...]
